Suspended Animation
Not a good state to be in over an extended period. Degenrative (slowly). I shit you not.
COME LA ASSHOLE LET ME DEDICATE SOMETHING TO YOU:
Yap Sheng Feng. He's my sohai partner, my swearing partner, my torment-the-becca partner, my laukau partner, my takau partner sometimes, rarely tho because I usually shout reminders about how he's actually hitting a girl, and oh I found out recently after being years of friends and classmates, that he makes a good shopping partner. He doesn't just follow you about, he picks out stuff for you! I've had my fair share of male shopping buddies, each for different kinds of stuff, Shawn for ganas, sexy stuff/sneakers, Kevin for.. chicken shawarmas but thats a different story, oh Kevin for groceries/camp food supplies, or was it Pangkor? And now SF who is has an eye for shopping that is sharp is sharp. Not bad.
Going shopping with guys is difficult. Most of the time they get sick of you and try to steer you away or block your view of your favorite store. Or they just lift you up and carry you away from the store's entrance. Jon Lourdes and Jason Chow make a very good nagging team, they put voices in your head and make you feel really bad about walking into a store, Jon also slowly steers your steps away from the store while Jason tries to distract you with his wannabe jedi mind tricks. Shawn just goes all TCH and literally lifts you up and brings you away from the store if he's had enough. Or he complains of leg pain and makes that face. Fizzy... fizzy keeps quiet hoping that you missed Topshop but when you yell out TOPSHOP!!! He says oh no and flinches but he follows away because hes my boyfriend and he has to. Kevin just says NAHHHHH...... SF on the other hand, goes in with you, if not before you, and picks out stuff for you. Which is awesome. And bad in a way because he actually picks out the good stuff, makes you try them on, and then coerces you into buying them with things like "Ehhh 139.90 only wehh! Dai or not? How often you come across like this! Buy buy!! Next time no more ady!" then he tells things like "its damn nice la! looks expensive. hehehe. but its cheap. So worth it!"
For a shopaholic, the words 'damn nice, worth it, won't come across something like this again, looks classy, suits you, damn nice, damn nice' is a lethal combination for your wallet. You don't hear boyfriends saying things like that because they know its a lethal combo for THEIR wallets. So don't waste your time ever wondering why your boyfriend isn't like your metrosexual guy friends when it comes to shopping. Unless your boyfriend is a spoilt leech of his filthy rich family , then the thought probably wont even occur to you, instead you'd probably be pondering over things like why does he treat me like an arm accesory blablabla. For male shopping buddies with fashion sense to boot on the other hand, opinions are always appreciated, shopping trips NOT SO MUCH, unless I am the leechy sister of that spoilt leech who treats his girlfriend like his new Omega. Ah then that would be awesome.
SO OKAY Yeah I bought the jeans and 2 pairs of Guess shoes on some super, I mean SUPER discount but they didn't have my sizes =(
Sigh. I'll be broke soon.
Next stop, Anya Hindmarch and RM 4300
Google: How to rob a bank. Or that rich dude whos gf is whining about being treated like arm accesory.
Next post, annoying little bitches who have it all wrapped up with a pretty boy face but STILL whine about being treated like arm accesory.
And also jealous little bitches who sees their guy friends and a pretty hot gf, who is automatically labeled "arm accesory".
And how that phrase just screams chauvinist and for women to use it, thats just plain degrading to your own kind. I've been called that. And I hated it. But we'll leave that for later.
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I just watched Chicago for the thousandth time since it came out.
I suddenly have the urge to go shopping for fishnets and luxury stockings and garters.
And bondage corsets. Everyone is so basic about lingerie nowadays its boring.
All just bras and panties and thongs. In cotton. What about all the silks and satins and lace and ruffles and BONES mm hmm.
I sense the seams of my pockets waiting to unravel. Oh dear.
COME LA ASSHOLE LET ME DEDICATE SOMETHING TO YOU:
Yap Sheng Feng. He's my sohai partner, my swearing partner, my torment-the-becca partner, my laukau partner, my takau partner sometimes, rarely tho because I usually shout reminders about how he's actually hitting a girl, and oh I found out recently after being years of friends and classmates, that he makes a good shopping partner. He doesn't just follow you about, he picks out stuff for you! I've had my fair share of male shopping buddies, each for different kinds of stuff, Shawn for ganas, sexy stuff/sneakers, Kevin for.. chicken shawarmas but thats a different story, oh Kevin for groceries/camp food supplies, or was it Pangkor? And now SF who is has an eye for shopping that is sharp is sharp. Not bad.
Going shopping with guys is difficult. Most of the time they get sick of you and try to steer you away or block your view of your favorite store. Or they just lift you up and carry you away from the store's entrance. Jon Lourdes and Jason Chow make a very good nagging team, they put voices in your head and make you feel really bad about walking into a store, Jon also slowly steers your steps away from the store while Jason tries to distract you with his wannabe jedi mind tricks. Shawn just goes all TCH and literally lifts you up and brings you away from the store if he's had enough. Or he complains of leg pain and makes that face. Fizzy... fizzy keeps quiet hoping that you missed Topshop but when you yell out TOPSHOP!!! He says oh no and flinches but he follows away because hes my boyfriend and he has to. Kevin just says NAHHHHH...... SF on the other hand, goes in with you, if not before you, and picks out stuff for you. Which is awesome. And bad in a way because he actually picks out the good stuff, makes you try them on, and then coerces you into buying them with things like "Ehhh 139.90 only wehh! Dai or not? How often you come across like this! Buy buy!! Next time no more ady!" then he tells things like "its damn nice la! looks expensive. hehehe. but its cheap. So worth it!"
For a shopaholic, the words 'damn nice, worth it, won't come across something like this again, looks classy, suits you, damn nice, damn nice' is a lethal combination for your wallet. You don't hear boyfriends saying things like that because they know its a lethal combo for THEIR wallets. So don't waste your time ever wondering why your boyfriend isn't like your metrosexual guy friends when it comes to shopping. Unless your boyfriend is a spoilt leech of his filthy rich family , then the thought probably wont even occur to you, instead you'd probably be pondering over things like why does he treat me like an arm accesory blablabla. For male shopping buddies with fashion sense to boot on the other hand, opinions are always appreciated, shopping trips NOT SO MUCH, unless I am the leechy sister of that spoilt leech who treats his girlfriend like his new Omega. Ah then that would be awesome.
SO OKAY Yeah I bought the jeans and 2 pairs of Guess shoes on some super, I mean SUPER discount but they didn't have my sizes =(
Sigh. I'll be broke soon.
Next stop, Anya Hindmarch and RM 4300
Google: How to rob a bank. Or that rich dude whos gf is whining about being treated like arm accesory.
Next post, annoying little bitches who have it all wrapped up with a pretty boy face but STILL whine about being treated like arm accesory.
And also jealous little bitches who sees their guy friends and a pretty hot gf, who is automatically labeled "arm accesory".
And how that phrase just screams chauvinist and for women to use it, thats just plain degrading to your own kind. I've been called that. And I hated it. But we'll leave that for later.
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I just watched Chicago for the thousandth time since it came out.
I suddenly have the urge to go shopping for fishnets and luxury stockings and garters.
And bondage corsets. Everyone is so basic about lingerie nowadays its boring.
All just bras and panties and thongs. In cotton. What about all the silks and satins and lace and ruffles and BONES mm hmm.
I sense the seams of my pockets waiting to unravel. Oh dear.
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