Warning: PANJANG GILA
Okay. First up, I've deleted most of my recent emo posts ok because I'm beginning to realize how pointless and memalukan they are for I am a strong woman.
But left the one written in BM because it seems to be everyone's favorite eh, quoting me and all every now and then? Very funny!
And I've been meaning to post this up,
That, piece of MSPaint job is from my dearest Becca who made it to cheer me up AND IT WORKED. "You deserve better after all" is something everyone says to make their friend's feel a little bit better so don't go about and emo ah please. And nobody has ever told me that my smile makes the world a better place EXCEPT Becca. I couldn't help but laugh when she sent it to me and Becca is just sweet that way. hahaha.
All that, brings me to the purpose of this post, which is about how much I'm actually going to miss school, especially my ARTS classmates. And for the whole year I've been pining to get my ass out of this drama and sohai filled hellhole.
I'm going to miss those times where me and SF would impersonate Borat and his retard brother Bilu, much to Becca's annoyance and how we would have a conversation and insert Borat quotes wherever they fit and even during class and how we would do Borat accents like how his wife's "vagine hang like sleeve of wizard", to which Becca would whine and go all "Stopppp it laaaaaaaa you guys are sooo sickkkkkk! weaaaaaaargh". Which leads us to going all GREAT SUCCESS followed by a high5. I loved Borat so much Ain got me a Borat shirt for me coz I wouldn't shut up about Borat. I still love Borat. Wawawewah
And those times SF would make noise in class and put on his failed indian accent, only to have our sej teacher ask him if he likes indian accents so much to which SF replies "norrrrrr ('no' with a very rolled R behind)".
And SeeYau who would go all martial artsy every now and then going around telling people jokes about the cereal killer, and how he would mess up people's hair or pinch their cheeks whenever he got restless in class.
I miss form 4 most tho, when the four of us would sit together at the back and talk shit about everything.
I'm going to miss Max and the girls who always popekpopek, which gives them the reputation of being very noisy but hey.. if you can't beat them you JOIN EM which is way more fun that sitting at the back while plugging your fingers in your ears which I used to do in form 4, which I soon realized was bitchy of me coz they were just having fun being loud and I used to be that loud with them in form 2, not to mention we were way bitchy then with the whole bitchfuckfest and flatass and lipbalm business. I think we've grown out of it. haha
I'm going to miss Becky who is my emo whiner wiggler studybuddy AND is usually the object of our annoying antics. We're so full of funny but Becca is the only one who will frown and go all "go awayyyyyyyyy im trying to studyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". And the time I made her fall down Matrix style and she landed on the big rubbish bin and proceeded to go to the toilet to cry. hahahhaa shit. Yet she still left notes about how boring class is without me in my desk when I was absent from school but I was absent so many times she gave up writing me "while you were gone" notes. I never wrote her any coz she was never absent when I was around. hahaha
And I'm going to miss Ju-hann.. who gets all touchy and S&M in English class where he'll try to tickle my ears or grab my finger and try to make me pick his nose. It gets worst then both Seeyau and Ju-Hanna re put together because its double the trouble and I usually have to stick my hands into my long sleeves and put up my collar to hide my ears.
Then theres my other favorite girls, Koks and Kavi, who talk all day long about indian guys I don't know. Which just leads to me walking away to my cina friends who don't make me feel left out even tho they talk about chinese guys who I don't know. Then I come back later and they're still at it so I end up making some weird noise or yell something random to catch their attention. Now both of you know why I'm so cacat sometimes. Then there's Kavi and I who would make fun of Koks and leave her behind, wherever la, coz shes so slow when she walks up to class la, when she eats la. Funny how she's always the butt of my jokes. =P Thats just in school tho, what me and Koks do at home is a whole different story for another time. =p
Then theres Ain, who I've been friends with for like everrrrrrr but we had so much drama between us and shit, like some serious shit which is so stupid now because the drama never really involved her. I'm going to miss all the times, like how she made a mohawk out of her hair in Leadership camp with shampoo, Form 2 i think. Then how we used to play netball all the time and whenever someone fell all the girls would crown around the person and go all are u ok are u ok and I would slowly walk there to see who it is coz I usually stand far away from the 'center' court drama because I was always in the D (I played GA) and whenever I get there and the crowd disperses the person who fell always turned out to be Ain. Then how I used to go rummage thru her closet and take what I like haha and all I lent her before was a white skirt coz she never liked any of my clothes (she doesn't wear turquoise), or she already had what I had and MORE. And how her email address was barbie ain and when she called hotel people to book a ballroom for our failed dance nite (not enough response), the guy who she gave her email to laughed at it haha. We only recently spoke, for 3 hours haha. shit.
Then theres Sundeep and Kevin, though the best times were in Form 2 when we were in the same class together. Kevin and I would have water fights with our Nike squirt bottles until the sugar paper on the class noticeboard (Ain's hard work) would get wet and crimply after they dried up haha and Ain would get soooo mad at us but we would ignore her. I didn't have my own Nike squirt bottle so Kevin got me one for my birthday which I lost and I never replaced it with another because no new Nike squirt bottle can replace one that made Form 2 so much fun. haha. And how I remember Kevin and I would bounce pens off Evon's shoulder and hide her bag under her chair and make fun of her all the time and we would laugh so hard while she remained confused and cute. haha I remember when she told on us to our new sejarah teacher then, Mogana that Kevin and I were kacauing her, and Mogana asked what we did to her, only to have Evon say "I dont know but when Sandra laughs like that it means they kacau me!". Sundeep then was chubby and short and cute, now he's tall and skinny and handsome besides the fact that his mustache doesnt work the way he wants it to. He and I go quite awhile back and we were and always will be talk cock buddies coz we talk shit all the time. So will Gopal the the rest of the guys.
I will miss our canteen quarells and fights and insults and how we would always start yelling and telling each other to fuck off or "suck my cock" or "fuck ur konde" or "POOSIE!" or ""eat my shit" or "pundek/puki!" or "SOHAI!" or "my uncle go to Mexico to smuggle tequila" and your daily dose of konde bullshit haha. I'd miss how someone says something stupid or starts telling bullshit stories then me and Khye Yuh will start bitching in chinese coz the indians don't understand, only to have Kevin butt in and say "i know who u guys are talking about!" in chinese, but make no doubt of it Kevin is actually a banana. I will miss how we all used to perform the bhangra together and how they'd tell me I dance like I'm indian which went on to me eating like I'm indian and eventually I started swearing like one. Too bad I can't drink like one though. hahaha I'm going to miss the hearing the guys whispering to me "eh eh look, mister lonelyyyy" in a sing song voice but they won't do it out loud so I was always the bitchy little messenger, only to have them go all "sandra shutup shutup!". Haha then there's Nick Tan who I have a love hate relationship with as he annoys the shit out of me half the time when we're a team.. we make a hell of a team! And there's those moments where Nick randomly flashes his belly at the canteen table while people are eating, usually at prefects who ask us to hurry up. Haha then there's moments where we get bored and start making fun of wannabe lower sec girls, girl, actually, who keeps on looking for older guys to annoy, before we find something else to do besides planning stupid booze parties for the end of the year. Haha then theres me and Kev who will start debating about music and what songs has the best guitar rifts and whatnot, which bands has the best guitarists and how Robert Plant's voice is an intstrument by itself like wow like wow. haha.
Ok to be continued the next time I feel nostalgic and all miss miss, but that probably wouldnt happen in a while. haha. Tell me if i've missed anyone out!
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Oh and whats up with all these Form 123 kids in WMS now who think posing with beer cans and wanting to have friends who do drugs and smoke are cool ah? Not just that, got la, those who want to show off under-developed cleavages la, wearing I am sexy tshirts la, posing so provacatively la, all this lah! They all don't work well with the lack of curves dearies so you might want to be patient and wait a little longer so you dont have to try so hard. haha
Just so it makes you girls feel better, my curves came in a little late also but look what I get to do with them now! haha And yeah just because I embrace my inner bitch doesn't mean you little kuchies should because you know, not everyone can work it like me.
ahahaha dayum. =P
But left the one written in BM because it seems to be everyone's favorite eh, quoting me and all every now and then? Very funny!
And I've been meaning to post this up,
That, piece of MSPaint job is from my dearest Becca who made it to cheer me up AND IT WORKED. "You deserve better after all" is something everyone says to make their friend's feel a little bit better so don't go about and emo ah please. And nobody has ever told me that my smile makes the world a better place EXCEPT Becca. I couldn't help but laugh when she sent it to me and Becca is just sweet that way. hahaha.
All that, brings me to the purpose of this post, which is about how much I'm actually going to miss school, especially my ARTS classmates. And for the whole year I've been pining to get my ass out of this drama and sohai filled hellhole.
I'm going to miss those times where me and SF would impersonate Borat and his retard brother Bilu, much to Becca's annoyance and how we would have a conversation and insert Borat quotes wherever they fit and even during class and how we would do Borat accents like how his wife's "vagine hang like sleeve of wizard", to which Becca would whine and go all "Stopppp it laaaaaaaa you guys are sooo sickkkkkk! weaaaaaaargh". Which leads us to going all GREAT SUCCESS followed by a high5. I loved Borat so much Ain got me a Borat shirt for me coz I wouldn't shut up about Borat. I still love Borat. Wawawewah
And those times SF would make noise in class and put on his failed indian accent, only to have our sej teacher ask him if he likes indian accents so much to which SF replies "norrrrrr ('no' with a very rolled R behind)".
And SeeYau who would go all martial artsy every now and then going around telling people jokes about the cereal killer, and how he would mess up people's hair or pinch their cheeks whenever he got restless in class.
I miss form 4 most tho, when the four of us would sit together at the back and talk shit about everything.
I'm going to miss Max and the girls who always popekpopek, which gives them the reputation of being very noisy but hey.. if you can't beat them you JOIN EM which is way more fun that sitting at the back while plugging your fingers in your ears which I used to do in form 4, which I soon realized was bitchy of me coz they were just having fun being loud and I used to be that loud with them in form 2, not to mention we were way bitchy then with the whole bitchfuckfest and flatass and lipbalm business. I think we've grown out of it. haha
I'm going to miss Becky who is my emo whiner wiggler studybuddy AND is usually the object of our annoying antics. We're so full of funny but Becca is the only one who will frown and go all "go awayyyyyyyyy im trying to studyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". And the time I made her fall down Matrix style and she landed on the big rubbish bin and proceeded to go to the toilet to cry. hahahhaa shit. Yet she still left notes about how boring class is without me in my desk when I was absent from school but I was absent so many times she gave up writing me "while you were gone" notes. I never wrote her any coz she was never absent when I was around. hahaha
And I'm going to miss Ju-hann.. who gets all touchy and S&M in English class where he'll try to tickle my ears or grab my finger and try to make me pick his nose. It gets worst then both Seeyau and Ju-Hanna re put together because its double the trouble and I usually have to stick my hands into my long sleeves and put up my collar to hide my ears.
Then theres my other favorite girls, Koks and Kavi, who talk all day long about indian guys I don't know. Which just leads to me walking away to my cina friends who don't make me feel left out even tho they talk about chinese guys who I don't know. Then I come back later and they're still at it so I end up making some weird noise or yell something random to catch their attention. Now both of you know why I'm so cacat sometimes. Then there's Kavi and I who would make fun of Koks and leave her behind, wherever la, coz shes so slow when she walks up to class la, when she eats la. Funny how she's always the butt of my jokes. =P Thats just in school tho, what me and Koks do at home is a whole different story for another time. =p
Then theres Ain, who I've been friends with for like everrrrrrr but we had so much drama between us and shit, like some serious shit which is so stupid now because the drama never really involved her. I'm going to miss all the times, like how she made a mohawk out of her hair in Leadership camp with shampoo, Form 2 i think. Then how we used to play netball all the time and whenever someone fell all the girls would crown around the person and go all are u ok are u ok and I would slowly walk there to see who it is coz I usually stand far away from the 'center' court drama because I was always in the D (I played GA) and whenever I get there and the crowd disperses the person who fell always turned out to be Ain. Then how I used to go rummage thru her closet and take what I like haha and all I lent her before was a white skirt coz she never liked any of my clothes (she doesn't wear turquoise), or she already had what I had and MORE. And how her email address was barbie ain and when she called hotel people to book a ballroom for our failed dance nite (not enough response), the guy who she gave her email to laughed at it haha. We only recently spoke, for 3 hours haha. shit.
Then theres Sundeep and Kevin, though the best times were in Form 2 when we were in the same class together. Kevin and I would have water fights with our Nike squirt bottles until the sugar paper on the class noticeboard (Ain's hard work) would get wet and crimply after they dried up haha and Ain would get soooo mad at us but we would ignore her. I didn't have my own Nike squirt bottle so Kevin got me one for my birthday which I lost and I never replaced it with another because no new Nike squirt bottle can replace one that made Form 2 so much fun. haha. And how I remember Kevin and I would bounce pens off Evon's shoulder and hide her bag under her chair and make fun of her all the time and we would laugh so hard while she remained confused and cute. haha I remember when she told on us to our new sejarah teacher then, Mogana that Kevin and I were kacauing her, and Mogana asked what we did to her, only to have Evon say "I dont know but when Sandra laughs like that it means they kacau me!". Sundeep then was chubby and short and cute, now he's tall and skinny and handsome besides the fact that his mustache doesnt work the way he wants it to. He and I go quite awhile back and we were and always will be talk cock buddies coz we talk shit all the time. So will Gopal the the rest of the guys.
I will miss our canteen quarells and fights and insults and how we would always start yelling and telling each other to fuck off or "suck my cock" or "fuck ur konde" or "POOSIE!" or ""eat my shit" or "pundek/puki!" or "SOHAI!" or "my uncle go to Mexico to smuggle tequila" and your daily dose of konde bullshit haha. I'd miss how someone says something stupid or starts telling bullshit stories then me and Khye Yuh will start bitching in chinese coz the indians don't understand, only to have Kevin butt in and say "i know who u guys are talking about!" in chinese, but make no doubt of it Kevin is actually a banana. I will miss how we all used to perform the bhangra together and how they'd tell me I dance like I'm indian which went on to me eating like I'm indian and eventually I started swearing like one. Too bad I can't drink like one though. hahaha I'm going to miss the hearing the guys whispering to me "eh eh look, mister lonelyyyy" in a sing song voice but they won't do it out loud so I was always the bitchy little messenger, only to have them go all "sandra shutup shutup!". Haha then there's Nick Tan who I have a love hate relationship with as he annoys the shit out of me half the time when we're a team.. we make a hell of a team! And there's those moments where Nick randomly flashes his belly at the canteen table while people are eating, usually at prefects who ask us to hurry up. Haha then there's moments where we get bored and start making fun of wannabe lower sec girls, girl, actually, who keeps on looking for older guys to annoy, before we find something else to do besides planning stupid booze parties for the end of the year. Haha then theres me and Kev who will start debating about music and what songs has the best guitar rifts and whatnot, which bands has the best guitarists and how Robert Plant's voice is an intstrument by itself like wow like wow. haha.
Ok to be continued the next time I feel nostalgic and all miss miss, but that probably wouldnt happen in a while. haha. Tell me if i've missed anyone out!
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Oh and whats up with all these Form 123 kids in WMS now who think posing with beer cans and wanting to have friends who do drugs and smoke are cool ah? Not just that, got la, those who want to show off under-developed cleavages la, wearing I am sexy tshirts la, posing so provacatively la, all this lah! They all don't work well with the lack of curves dearies so you might want to be patient and wait a little longer so you dont have to try so hard. haha
Just so it makes you girls feel better, my curves came in a little late also but look what I get to do with them now! haha And yeah just because I embrace my inner bitch doesn't mean you little kuchies should because you know, not everyone can work it like me.
ahahaha dayum. =P
1 comment:
LOL! stupid borat. i ended up downloading it and LIKING it. influence!
aww. gonna miss you too sandy. and what wiggler eh?! i'm gonna miss all de impersonations! all de borat ones especially. AND im gonna rmbr tht MATRIX STUNT FOR LIFEEE!!! write more next time.
love!
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