Ok so, Today I Feel Like An Absolute Bitch.
And today I shall be one.
I'm sure you've know how this is like. The thing is, I'd like to say that everyone has fallen into the category of the bitch-ee and the bitch at many, if not some point of their lives, so please don't come up to me and comment on my post that is oh so funny, so true, so bitchy, so blablabla because you probably have said plenty a stupid things in your life (our topic for today. yay.) before, so please just keep your stupid nonsensical ideas to yourself before you make another embarrasment out of well.. yourself or I might just giggle, laugh and break into a happy song ala Giselle from Enchanted if I hear another idiotic line.
Am I being understood up to this point? I hope so.
So this is what we're going to be bitching about today: People who say absolutely stupid things that dont make an inch of sense but YET still think that they're damn smart and that their idea is damned great. Then proceed to give you the face that says whats your problem I think my idea is damn good when you obviously have wtf? how stupid can you get? written all over yours.
But the thing is, most people don't realize it. I mean unless its something that sounded ridiculously idiotic even when I hear myself say it, I wouldn't exactly realize it until someone tells me that I just said something stupid or gives me the wtf face right? At that point, I would actually feel the embarrassment and shut the hell up. But I'm afraid that doesn't happen to everyone. There are those who say it, see the wtf face, and then feel compelled to GIVE the wtf face back, topped off with another stupid line.
And those are just plain annoying. Moral of the story, keep your idiotic ideas to yourself. And if they dont sound not idiotic to you, but sound absolutely idiotic to other people, it means theyre idiotic anyway.
And if you still arent able to realize that, it makes you the idiot. Which is extremely embarrassing for you in the case of having to deal with an aquaintance, stranger, new friend, blablabla. And there is a difference between funny stupid and fucking stupid. Learn to differentiate.
And sadly, I have to admit. I've had moments where I've been the idiot. So has everyone else. But is it me or are some of the people around me just especially stupid most of the time. Or maybe I'm just pissy and annoyed today so I'm ranting about stupid people around me who tug on my smart-ass nerves sometimes.
Ok. Let me have it. Circle the following for feedback:
Youre a bitch / Who do you think you are? / Youre the fucking stupid one / Sei sohai / Slut!
Its okay I can handle it. haha.
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Overusage and abuse of the word "RICH".I'm sure you've know how this is like. The thing is, I'd like to say that everyone has fallen into the category of the bitch-ee and the bitch at many, if not some point of their lives, so please don't come up to me and comment on my post that is oh so funny, so true, so bitchy, so blablabla because you probably have said plenty a stupid things in your life (our topic for today. yay.) before, so please just keep your stupid nonsensical ideas to yourself before you make another embarrasment out of well.. yourself or I might just giggle, laugh and break into a happy song ala Giselle from Enchanted if I hear another idiotic line.
Am I being understood up to this point? I hope so.
So this is what we're going to be bitching about today: People who say absolutely stupid things that dont make an inch of sense but YET still think that they're damn smart and that their idea is damned great. Then proceed to give you the face that says whats your problem I think my idea is damn good when you obviously have wtf? how stupid can you get? written all over yours.
But the thing is, most people don't realize it. I mean unless its something that sounded ridiculously idiotic even when I hear myself say it, I wouldn't exactly realize it until someone tells me that I just said something stupid or gives me the wtf face right? At that point, I would actually feel the embarrassment and shut the hell up. But I'm afraid that doesn't happen to everyone. There are those who say it, see the wtf face, and then feel compelled to GIVE the wtf face back, topped off with another stupid line.
And those are just plain annoying. Moral of the story, keep your idiotic ideas to yourself. And if they dont sound not idiotic to you, but sound absolutely idiotic to other people, it means theyre idiotic anyway.
And if you still arent able to realize that, it makes you the idiot. Which is extremely embarrassing for you in the case of having to deal with an aquaintance, stranger, new friend, blablabla. And there is a difference between funny stupid and fucking stupid. Learn to differentiate.
And sadly, I have to admit. I've had moments where I've been the idiot. So has everyone else. But is it me or are some of the people around me just especially stupid most of the time. Or maybe I'm just pissy and annoyed today so I'm ranting about stupid people around me who tug on my smart-ass nerves sometimes.
Ok. Let me have it. Circle the following for feedback:
Youre a bitch / Who do you think you are? / Youre the fucking stupid one / Sei sohai / Slut!
Its okay I can handle it. haha.
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Matthews really should stop using the word "RICH".
Please consider a better choice of words.
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My mom just gave me a choice.
Egyptian cotton bedsheets for my new bed or prom dress or bed sheets that are pretty enough to be pinned around me as a prom dress. How chiq.
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