A Lot Like Love

Alright. Theres this kid okay, and he's in his backyard and hes digging a hole.
And the neighbour lady looks over the fence and says "whatchu doing over there little guy?"
And he looks really sad and he says "well my goldfish died and so I'm having a funeral for him."
And the lady says "Well thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish!"
So the boy says, "Well thats because he's inside your stupid cat!"