And Then Came The Mornings...
when you wake up all blur and mindfucked.
Like keeping toothpaste in your mouth for 15 minutes trying to get rid of foul morning breath before noticing that blue bottle of listering sitting right in front of you on the bathroom shelf.
Or sticking ur hand into the oven mitten-free because you were too air headed to keep in mind that you had just preheated the oven to 230 degrees celcius just moments before.
And continuously banging (hard!) on the heater switch because you thought it wasn't working, when actually the heat adjusting knob was set to "OFF".
Adding salt to maggie mee then realizing that you weren't cooking soup out of scratch.
Trying to turn off the TV by pressing the "off" button on the Astro remote, then start banging it (HARD!) because you thought it was broken.
Crying in bed for half an hour because you thought you woke up at 3.45 and wasted the day away when it was actually 9.45 in the morning.
Chugging coke right after you had Tom Yam extra strong for breakfast. I ended up with a sore throat and a very bad tummy for the rest of the day.
Sneaking dad's Bacardi for breakfast and then realizing... You're not supposed to drink on an empty stomach. Then spend the rest of your afternoon in bed eating olives and trying to get rid of the dizz.
Waking up in a sweat, turn on the air conditioner and then turn it off again before drifting back to sleep.
My mornings unveiled, people. Enjoy.
Tah ya'll!
Or sticking ur hand into the oven mitten-free because you were too air headed to keep in mind that you had just preheated the oven to 230 degrees celcius just moments before.
And continuously banging (hard!) on the heater switch because you thought it wasn't working, when actually the heat adjusting knob was set to "OFF".
Adding salt to maggie mee then realizing that you weren't cooking soup out of scratch.
Trying to turn off the TV by pressing the "off" button on the Astro remote, then start banging it (HARD!) because you thought it was broken.
Crying in bed for half an hour because you thought you woke up at 3.45 and wasted the day away when it was actually 9.45 in the morning.
Chugging coke right after you had Tom Yam extra strong for breakfast. I ended up with a sore throat and a very bad tummy for the rest of the day.
Sneaking dad's Bacardi for breakfast and then realizing... You're not supposed to drink on an empty stomach. Then spend the rest of your afternoon in bed eating olives and trying to get rid of the dizz.
Waking up in a sweat, turn on the air conditioner and then turn it off again before drifting back to sleep.
My mornings unveiled, people. Enjoy.
Tah ya'll!
1 comment:
Lol - you amused me
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