Whats Your Name?

I've been meaning to blog about this for a while, but didn't have the time to come online for the past two days!

It was during English class when Collin and Kok Horng were testing each other on how fast their reponses would be if someone asked for their name.

"Whats your name?"

"Collin"

"Your full name?"

"Liew Kar Lun."

"English name and full name?"

"Collin Liew Kar Lun."

"Full name and English name?"

"Liew Kar Lun Collin."

"Then the teacher's name?"

"Sei pat por!"

".....Isn't your full name supposed to include your english name?"

Then I came up with this so very brilliant idea to test it on Leon. Actually I've tested it on him before, I just wanted to see if he got any faster.

Take one (which was quite a while ago,):

"Ey, Leon whats your name?"

"Er.... Leon?"

"Your full name la.."

".... Tzun Leon??"

"Omg.. Your full name la Leon!!"

"oh er... Teh Tzun Leon...?"

Take two:

"Ey, whats your full name?"

"Teh la!"

"Your full name la!!!!"

*rubs name tag* "...er... donno... you... you read yourself lah...."

After all that, I reached home from school painfully hungry, so I decided to order in some Macca Ds. 1300-13-1300 yah. I walked out in my uniform and the moment I did I knew I shouldn't have. Because then this indian delivery boy with dyed gold hair gave me this really weird stare followed by this really horny looking grin... Then he asked me if I was from WMS and there was no way I could have denied it, standing there in my full uniform. So I said yes.. and then he told me he was from MBS. Which is right next to WMS if you didnt know. I pleasantly smiled and said nodded but inside I was all "WTF?!?!" And he tried to ask me for my number and a date when I cut him short and asked for my change, then walked straight into the house right after. Urgh...